hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.
fuccinckkin…fuck this stupid website…when I saw that stupid “it’s a metaphor” meme getting popular I immediately bought a big fake cigar….I didnt read that it was from China and would take a few weeks….well here it is and it’s too late….the meme is dead….fuck you fuck your cigarettes fuck your memes fuck your metaphors I am done
its a metaphor dont you see
you try to join the killing thing but by that time the killing thing is killed itself
YES THE METAPHOR LIVES ON
Macaroni being madeare you fUCKING KIDDING ME
AT LAST THE EPITOME OF MY FRUSTRATIONS
favourite post ever
Pigeons are technically doves. Just because they are white doesn’t mean they are any better. They still will poop any and everywhere.
"Day One: they know I’m a pigeon."
Via Ru Cats Daily
Day two: They now no that I am their superior.
Why is painting birds so difficult?!
because it is hard to capture all this beauty with just paint~ O>O
please say tank top and not the other thing
Watchu got there
a skull that connects to my spine hbu