cheese3d:

DISAPEAR LIK TIME HAHAHAHA GET TIT




peristeronicpics:

// by romana klee on Flickr.




carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.




ask-the-knights:

this




jerkidiot:

heyyodel208:

jerkidiot:

fuccinckkin…fuck this stupid website…when I saw that stupid “it’s a metaphor” meme getting popular I immediately bought a big fake cigar….I didnt read that it was from China and would take a few weeks….well here it is and it’s too late….the meme is dead….fuck you fuck your cigarettes fuck your memes fuck your metaphors I am done

its a metaphor dont you see

you try to join the killing thing but by that time the killing thing is killed itself

YES THE METAPHOR LIVES ON







d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME



"Too often, the only escape is sleep."

—Charles Bukowski (via shaitea)



asongofwinter:

insuperabilis:

amandaonwriting:

Frankenstein’s Monster

AT LAST THE EPITOME OF MY FRUSTRATIONS

favourite post ever




talking-pigeon:

Pigeons are technically doves. Just because they are white doesn’t mean they are any better. They still will poop any and everywhere.







talking-pigeon:

catsbeaversandducks:

"Day One: they know I’m a pigeon."

Via Ru Cats Daily

Day two: They now no that I am their superior.




talking-pigeon:

littletoucan4:

Why is painting birds so difficult?!

because it is hard to capture all this beauty with just paint~ O>O




martinfreeman:

please say tank top and not the other thing




carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

image

Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu


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