"I guess"

—I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)



crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom




thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]




jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.




randomshnuf:

boxlunches:

excessunrated:

monsterpeanut:

kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me

what the hell just happened?!?!?!

I want to see a whole episode like this, but keeping the original voices and dialogue.

And don’t even give them over the top facial expressions or cartoon physics either, make them totally serious and as yaoi-y as possible as they deliver lines like “laddle-laddle-laddle”

Someone animate this into an episode please!




duffy-fluffy:

shsl-senpai:

JFC JOHN YOU LIL SHIT

ROSE LOOKS SO DISAPPOINTED I CANT




hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me




d-eliade:

I think it would be better if you said Chelia though..

Next request will be done this weekend =w= (oh and its temporarily close until I finish the pending ones) 




What I wanna know is why Juvia’s foot is in that place!? ;A;




lawrencetheshark:

vinigri:

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

I’m actually pretty sure it was a homestuck who made this post

its funny to me because Homestuck is the most complex and deep and heart-wrenching story ive ever read but if you insult Homestuck i and every other person in this fandom will just agree without a second thought




foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out




dodostad:

because everybody likes color edits!




"I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love."

—Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via dysenterygay)



foodffs:

Lemon Shrimp Pasta Salad

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

tagged as: food;  



mementomoryo:

Testin’ out lighting a bit with Miss Porrim Maryam here.

Inspired by the work of Erik Jones. Forgive the weird anatomy and and whatnot, guys; this was merely an experiment.

Done in SAI.


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